The 10-Page Torture Test

(Or rather associate dean of the School of Film and Television, Loyola Marymount University's Mark Schwartz's 10 All-Time Favorite American Screenwriters)

WOODY ALLEN “ANNIE HALL”

The most prolific mainstream filmmaker of the last century is also our greatest chronicler of urban neurosis. With “Annie Hall,” the great comedian found his narrative voice, at the crossroads where Charlie Chaplin intersects with Ingmar Bergman.

PADDY CHAYEFSKY “NETWORK”

With a brilliant command of language, and dramatist’s eye for character, relationship, and place, his body of work is the stuff of great literature. In “Network” he saw the future of commercial television, when Entertainment and News would get in bed together, and become impregnated with Reality TV.

JOEL AND ETHAN COEN “FARGO”

Masters of the colloquial quirk, and the absurdities that motivate, their voice is uniquely American. In “Fargo,” with its moronic used car salesman villain and nine months pregnant cop heroine, they walked the tight wire between gut-wrenching tension and side-splitting hilarity.
Trivia question: What was the source of the title of the Coen Brother’s film, “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” (the answer’s found at #8)

FRANCIS COPPOLA “THE GODFATHER and THE GODFATHER II”

More than any other filmmaker, Coppola defined the direction of American film in the 70s. With “The Godfathers,” based on a best-selling pulp fiction, he created an epic, operatic family tragedy, disguised as a noir, of Shakespearean proportions.

HORTON FOOTE “TENDER MERCIES”

While his adaptation of “To Kill a Mockingbird” is most beloved (and my own personal all-time favorite movie), it is perhaps “Tender Mercies” that speaks most deeply from his voice. And his voice, that of a poet, was American film’s most lyrically eloquent.

JOHN HUSTON “TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE”

The Ernest Hemingway of screenwriters, he was an adventurer who was also one of the great directors, and most durable character actors. His best screenplays, “Treasure” among them, were often literary adaptations depicting failed masculine pursuits. Like their source materials, the majority have become classics.

CHARLIE KAUFMAN “ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND”

Part surrealist, part existentialist, and part exhibitionist, he is the most personal of all American screenwriters, and the first to create a body of work that could arguably be considered literature since Chayefsky. In “Eternal Sunshine,” externalizing the internal, he created a modern morality tale about the fragility of relationships, and being careful what one wishes for.

PRESTON STURGES “SULLIVAN’S TRAVELS”

On the surface a master of screwball comedy, deep down inside he was a social realist. And no film demonstrated this more clearly than “Sullivan’s Travels,” where a Hollywood filmmaker hits the road to learn what real Americans need, and discovers what they need is to laugh.Answer to trivia question in #3: At the beginning of “Sullivan’s Travels,” he’s pitching a social realist novel to studio execs that he wants to direct. Its title – “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”

QUENTIN TARANTINO “KILL BILL I & II”

With a reverence toward homage, and an obsession with popular culture, Tarantino is arguably the most influential screenwriter of the late twentieth, early twenty-first century. Watching the “Kill Bill” movies is like eavesdropping on a precocious kid who’s dumped every toy he’s got out of his closet, determined to play with every single one of them.

BILLY WILDER “SUNSET BOULEVARD”

The best saved for last. As a German immigrant escaping Nazi persecution, writing with collaborators because of his insecurity with the English language, he became a screenwriter of astonishing versatility, and our finest cinematic chronicler of American mores. “Sunset Blvd,” a pitch-black comedy, is the greatest movie ever made about Hollywood.

http://www.thewrap.com/movies/blog-post/my-ten-all-time-favorite-american-screenwriters-29078?page=0,0

So he's American?  Because I thought the article was the ten best American writers.

Born in Poland, naturalized in 1934, the year after he arrived in Hollywood.  So says Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Wilder).

Overall, pretty amusing.  I'm very much in agreement with him regarding QT, Coen Brothers, Billy Wilder, and above all, John Huston.  However, the lack of certain people -- David Mamet, Sorkin, William Goldman, John Michael Hayes, Peter Stone, etc. -- makes this list irrelevant to me.  In fact, I don't know how you even make a list like this -- after all, writers have little control over how their material is realized.  It's a crapshoot.  The only way you could honestly judge these guys is to read the actual scripts.  Or am I way off base here?